She Was On A Skateboard
Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them there. St. Peter said, "I…
Jokes in the Heaven
Heaven Test
An alcoholic, a miser, and a gay guy were waiting to enter heaven. But St Peter said: "With the lives…
A Royal Flush Beats a Pair of Queens
God summoned St. Peter and said: "Peter, we have a problem. Heaven is full. However we have a number of…
Heaven Refugees
Fidel Castro died and went to heaven, but St Peter said he wasn't on the list and had to go…
Jesus, Your Taxi Is Here?
An Asian shopkeeper was very unhappy at having to go along with an arranged marriage. "I've never even met the…
Name Them
One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed…
They Think They’re The Only Ones Here
A man arrived at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter asked, "Religion?" The man said, "Methodist." St. Peter looked down…
People Prayed
A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his…
Why Is Man Attractive?
Adam is talking to God and asks him: "God, why did you make women so beautiful?" God replies: "So that…