Texan Farmer
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie…
Jokes in Texas
Texan Baby
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced…
What Happened In Texas
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit…
Who Are Einstein and Picasso?
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him,"You look like Einstein, but you have no idea…
How The Hell Did He Die?
Two Texan guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did you hear the news - Mike is…
Overtime
A cowboy walked into a barbershop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe…
The Texas Salesman
A keen Texas lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. The store was the biggest in…
It Turns out I’m a Lesbian
An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whisky a young lady…
The Gardener Did
Our neighbour's Brazilian maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk…