Fidel Castro died and went to heaven, but St Peter said he wasn’t on the list and had to go to hell instead.

So Castro went to hell where the Devil gave him a warm welcome.

But then Castro realized he had left his luggage in heaven.

“No problem,” said Satan, “I’ll send a couple of my little devils up to fetch it.”

When the little devils arrived in heaven, they found that the Gates were locked and St Peter was at lunch. So they decided to climb the wall and get the luggage but as they did so, they were spotted by two angels.

One angel said to the other. ‘”Look at that! Castro hasn’t been in hell five minutes and we’re already getting refugees!”