Sharing Food
There was an elderly couple who went to McDonald's. They ordered one cheeseburger, one large fry, one large drink, and…
Jokes in Restaurant
Which Way Did It Go?
A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down. As she bends down to reach into her purse for her…
They’re Complimentary
A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout, and sits down to wait for his food. While he waits,…
Air-conditioning
A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant; first, he'd asked that the air conditioning be turned up…
Leek Soup
Checking the menu, Nigel, a restaurant customer, ordered a bowl of soup. After a couple of spoonfuls, he saw a…
Six Cups of Coffee
"How many cups of coffee will this hold?" the man asked as he placed a large thermos on the lunch-room…
They Live Around Here
The truck driver looked askance at the soup he had just been served in a backwoods eatery. It contained dark…
Small Steak
"Ours is a good restaurant," said the manager. "If you order an egg, you get the freshest egg in the…
No One Celebrates That Much
The Smiths were dining out when his wife noticed her ex-husband at the bar. "Honey," she said as she pointed…
Italian Food
The customer in the Italian restaurant was so pleased that he asked to speak to the chef. The owner proudly…