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Jokes in Britain

These funny British! Jokes in England, Scotland and Ireland.

Stupid Wives

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.…

French Wife and Irish Husband

The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her Irish husband was when…

Dane and Irish on the Beach

A Dane and an Irish man are at the beach in Waikiki. All day the girls are hanging next to…

Slap Frenchman

There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Provence. Suddenly the…

Fill It Up With Water

Three guys, one Irish, one English and one Scottish are walking along the beach one day and come across a…

How Did You Know?

This young Dublin fella comes home all excited to tell his ma he's fallen in love and going to get married. He…

Scientific Exploration in Britain

Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of earth were taken to a depth…

British Therapy

A couple of British women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the two teed-off and watched…

Spit It Out

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of…

French Embassy

An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. After a long search he just…