You Don’t Know Shit
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her…
Jokes in 36,000 Feet
Jokes in airplane, airport. Pilot and stewardess jokes. Passenger jokes
You’re Not The Flight Instructor?
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that…
Feel Like A Woman
I'm sitting on this plane, eating my dinner, when all of a sudden the captain comes on the loudspeaker and…
First Class Blonde
A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the coach section. She looks…
I farted and ……..
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was…
My name is Tecumseh Goldstein
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a would-be Romeo asked, "What…
Passengers Aren’t Going To Scream
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show…
I Sneezed And A House Blew Up
A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries…
You Complain Too Much
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks…
Not a Lie
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Denmark asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"…