Observation
A young doctor had moved to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. T he older gent…
Jokes in Church
They Think They’re The Only Ones Here
A man arrived at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter asked, "Religion?" The man said, "Methodist." St. Peter looked down…
I Just Can’t Take That Chance
A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law…
Who Can He Tell ?
There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he got, he could be found on the golf…
Under Our Bed
The newly appointed priest was being briefed by the housekeeper on problems in the rectory that required immediate attention. "Your…
I Can’t Remember Who She Was
A young vicar about to deliver his first sermon asked the advice of a retired minister on how to capture…
The Cat Peed on the Matches
There was a young boy just learning to be an altar boy, and he was very nervous. On his first…
Marrying a Lawyer
A woman went to her vicar to seek advice on her forthcoming wedding. This was to be her third husband…
Why Is Man Attractive?
Adam is talking to God and asks him: "God, why did you make women so beautiful?" God replies: "So that…
Eating Dog
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the…