He Used Recycled Paper
"Your Honour," began the defence attorney, "my client has been characterized as an incorrigible bank robber, without a single socially…
Jokes in Courtroom
I Thought He Was Talking to You
The lawyer was cross-examining a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you were given $500 to throw this case?"…
Be Honest Even When Having Affairs
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving…
Waiting for the Kid
An old couple comes up before the judge in a divorce proceeding. Seeing how absolutely ancient they are, the judge…
Hammer Away on the Table
The law professor was lecturing on courtroom procedure. "When you are fighting a case and have the facts on your…
My Wife Didn’t Like the Colour
"You admit having broken into the dress shop four times?", asked the judge. "Yes," answered the suspect. "And what did…
He Can’t Communicate With Me
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About…
Funny Dialogues Heard in the Court
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS:…
Borrowing Hammer
The judge says to a double-murder defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice…