French Wife and Irish Husband
The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her Irish husband was when…
Jokes in France
I Think I’m Getting A Fax
George W. Bush, Tony Blair and Jacques Chirac were relaxing in a Parisian sauna. Suddenly, there was a distinct beeping…
The Third Panzer Division
A boy was upstairs playing on his computer when his granddad came in the room and sat down on the…
French Brains
A cannibal went into the butcher shop to buy some brains to make for her family for dinner that night.…
Slap Frenchman
There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Provence. Suddenly the…
French Pants
During one of the many wars that the French and the British fought and the French usually lost, the French…
Wrong Bitch
The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the…
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.…
Savoir-faire
Three Frenchmen were trying to define savoir-faire. "If I go home," said Alphonse, "and find my wife with another man,…
French Embassy
An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. After a long search he just…