Tiger Woods Said It
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. All the kids are…
Kids Jokes
I Still Like Candy More Than Girls
In fourth grade, my son had a huge crush on a classmate. So for Valentine's Day, he bought her a…
We’re Eating Asshole
A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He…
The Cat Peed on the Matches
There was a young boy just learning to be an altar boy, and he was very nervous. On his first…
You Gotta Be Dead
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the…
I Wish Those Girls Would Just Shut Up
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she…
If You Stick That Thing in Me
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her…
Which One Is Married
Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls…
Go to Heaven
On this particular day, the teacher asked her class "Which part of the body goes to heaven first?" One little…
I Will be Careful!
The pretty young schoolteacher was concerned about one of her eleven year old students. Taking him aside after class one…