Stupid Wives
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.…
Jokes in Pub
How The Hell Did He Die?
Two Texan guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did you hear the news - Mike is…
Sleep with Patients
The man sat at the bar looking morosely into his pint of beer. No matter how hard he tried to…
Speech Impediment
Santa and Banta were enjoying a few drinks down at the local bar, when Santa said to Banta, "If I…
Hand Job
An man walks into a bar and sees a sign: CHEESEBURGER: ￡1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: ￡2.50 HAND JOB: ￡10.00 He walks up to one…
Friendship
A man was drinking alone at the bar. "How come I never see you in here with Phil anymore?" the…
Replaced
David is sitting at the bar totally forlorn and drinking up a storm. One of his friends approaches him and…
Passing Money
An Australian walks into a bar in London. The barmaid takes his order and notices his Australian accent. They get…
Profession
Two men and a woman were sitting at a bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, "I'm a…
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun…