Where Does God Live?
Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher: Why do you say that?…
Jokes at Home
Relative by Marriage
A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge. The husband…
Obituary for Wife
An old man whose wife had recently passed away decided to place an obituary in the local paper. He went…
I would have gotten out today
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe…
Anger Control
HUSBAND: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? WIFE : I…
What Do We Tell Them for Christmas
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but…
Gift for Wife
A man is looking for a Christmas gift for his wife, and after walking through the mall for hours he…
Join the Queue
A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral. A funeral coffin was followed by a second…
Let the Poison Work
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must…
You’ve Been Playing Golf
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all…