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Jokes on Beach

Funny things on beach.

Dane and Irish on the Beach

A Dane and an Irish man are at the beach in Waikiki. All day the girls are hanging next to…

Welcome to the Bahamas

An Englishman was holidaying in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. One day they were strolling along a nude beach when…

Pussycat

Sara, an Italian lady, was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive…

Fill It Up With Water

Three guys, one Irish, one English and one Scottish are walking along the beach one day and come across a…

Sunburn

A man passed out on the beach in Miami for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to the…

Physicists and Geologists are Soluble in Sea Water

A chemist, a physicist, and a geologist were walking along a beach when the physicist suddenly said that he wanted…

I Can Feel You!

An unscrupulous young man had fancied this girl for ages but she had shown no interest in him so he…

Getting Dumber in the Nude Beach

A couple had decided to take a week-long getaway at a nude beach resort. At the last minute, they found…

It Would Lift Itself

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned,…