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Jokes on Road

Tight Dress

As the bus pulled up, Angie realized she was going to have a difficult time getting on. Her dress was…

Red Light

Late for a return flight from Dublin, an American tourist in Ireland jumped into a cab. "Quick," he said, "get…

Bus Number 177

The villager on his first trip to the city was waiting at a bus stop one morning. After some hesitation…

Relative by Marriage

A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge. The husband…

Because I’m Too Drunk to Do That

A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up…

Never Stop a Speeding Woman

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your…

Use Condom

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a…

He’s Too Far In

A guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friends instead. Her friend…

Blondes Taking Bus

Two blondes are waiting on a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the…

Designated Decoy

A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular bar, waiting for a bust. At closing time, everyone came out and he…