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Engineer Jokes

But You Started It

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And…

Check Facebook

A rather inhibited engineer finally splurged on a luxury cruise to the Caribbean. It was the "craziest" thing he had…

Civil Engineer

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical…

Take What You Want

Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"…

I’m an Engineer

An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss…