Logical and Legal
After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: "Sir,…
Man and Woman Jokes
Sign Language For Sex
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in…
Statue in Bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said,…
Feel Like A Woman
I'm sitting on this plane, eating my dinner, when all of a sudden the captain comes on the loudspeaker and…
Welcome to the Bahamas
An Englishman was holidaying in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. One day they were strolling along a nude beach when…
The Gardener Did
Our neighbour's Brazilian maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk…
Tight Dress
As the bus pulled up, Angie realized she was going to have a difficult time getting on. Her dress was…
He’s Too Far In
A guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friends instead. Her friend…
No One Celebrates That Much
The Smiths were dining out when his wife noticed her ex-husband at the bar. "Honey," she said as she pointed…
Speech Impediment
Santa and Banta were enjoying a few drinks down at the local bar, when Santa said to Banta, "If I…