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Lawyer Jokes

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One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed…

Two Lawyers in Island

Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months. The only other thing on the island was…

I Thought He Was Talking to You

The lawyer was cross-examining a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you were given $500 to throw this case?"…

Funny Dialogues Heard in the Court

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there.   ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS:…

Marrying a Lawyer

A woman went to her vicar to seek advice on her forthcoming wedding. This was to be her third husband…