A woman went to her vicar to seek advice on her forthcoming wedding.

This was to be her third husband and she was not sure how to tell him that she was still a virgin.

“But how can that be?” exclaimed the vicar. “You’ve already had two husbands.”

“That’s true, but my first husband was a psychiatrist and all he did was talk about it, my second husband was a gynaecologist and all he did was look. But this time I’m sure it will be different. This time I’m marrying a lawyer so I’m sure to get screwed.”