What a Coincidence!
A chicken farmer went to a local bar. Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The…
Jokes in Pub
An Unhappy Guy
A well-dressed young man is sitting alone in a bar, staring grimly into his drink. "Is there anything wrong?" asks…
Don’t Hit My Head
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the…
Jesus Christ
A man walks into a bar and staggers out drunk several hours later. He runs right into two priests. He…
How Old am I?
An old man walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of 40-year-old Scotch. The bartender, not wanting to…
Quickie or Quiche
A man walks into a wine bar, sits down at a table and studies the menu. A couple of minutes…
If You Drink, You Won’t Get Worms
"Oh Bob," sighed his wife. "I wish you wouldn't go down the pub every night. You drink far too much.…
Fight Like a Man!
Three men walk into a bar. Two of the men are talking about the control they have over their wives,…
Psychiatrist vs Bartender
Jackson went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed I think there's…
AIDS
A man went to his doctor after a brief but debilitating illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, looked him…