An man walks into a bar and sees a sign:

CHEESEBURGER: ￡1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: ￡2.50

HAND JOB: ￡10.00

He walks up to one of the three attractive barmaids:

“Yes?” she enquires with a smile. “Can I help you?”

“I was wondering,” whispers the man, “are you the one who gives the hand jobs?”

“Yes,” she purrs, “I am.”

“Well,” he replies, “go wash your hands and get me a cheeseburger.”