A couple had decided to take a week-long getaway at a nude beach resort.

At the last minute, they found out they would have to take their son with them. They decided that, since Johnny was only 4 years old, seeing all the naked people would not bother him.

The first day, Johnny ran up to his father and asked, “Daddy, why do some women have really big chests, but some women have really tiny chests?”

His father told him, “Son, that’s because the women with the tiny chests are really smart, but the women with the big chests are really dumb.”

Johnny thought this sounded okay, and ran off to play. The next day, he asked his mother, “Mommy, why do some men have really big penises, but some men have really tiny penises?”

His mother said, “That’s because the men with the tiny penises are really smart, but the men with big penises are really dumb!”

So Johnny ran off to play again.

The next day, Johnny ran up to his mother, screaming and yelling! “Mommy, mommy! Is being dumb contagious?”

“No,” his mother said, “Why?”

“Because Daddy’s over there talking to some dumb girl, and he’s getting dumber and dumber the whole time!”