Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, “God, are you still in there?”
Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, “God, are you still in there?”
A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge.
The husband pointed to a mule in a pasture.
“Relative of yours?” he asked.
“Yes,” she replied. “By marriage.”
An old man whose wife had recently passed away decided to place an obituary in the local paper.
He went to see the editor and was told it would cost $10 a word.
After turning out the contents of his pocket, the old man found $30 in loose change.
He wrote: “Mary Smith Dead”.
Seeing this, the editor felt so sorry for him he said: “For $30 you can have seven words.”
The old man thanked him and thought for a while. Then he wrote: “Mary Smith Dead. Ford Focus for Sale”.