A married couple, both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night.

“Honey,” the wife said, “if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?”

“I suppose so—it’s paid for.”

“How about our car?” continued the woman. “Would the two of you keep that?”

“I suppose so—it’s paid for.”

“What about my golf clubs? Would you let her use them too?”

“Heck, no,” the husband blurted out. “She’s left-handed.”