A very small woman went to the doctor’s complaining that her pussy hurt.

After a thorough examination, the doctor looked puzzled.

“Does it hurt all the time?” he asked.

“Oh no, just when it’s raining.”

“Okay, well, next time it’s wet, come and see me.”

A few days later the woman turned up at the surgery and the doctor examined her again.

“Ah ha, now I see what the matter is. Nurse, hand me my scissors please.”

After a couple of minutes, the little woman stood up, overjoyed that the pain had gone.”

“What caused it?” she asked.

He replied, “Your Wellingtons were too high. Once I’d trimmed an inch off all round, the problem was solved.”