Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a would-be Romeo asked, “What kind of man attracts you?”

“I’ve always been drawn to Native American men,” she replied. “They’re in harmony with nature.”

“I see,” said the man, nodding.

“But, then, I really go for Jewish men who put women on a pedestal, and I can rarely resist the way Southern gentlemen always treat their ladies with respect.”

“Please allow me to introduce myself,” said the man.

“My name is Tecumseh Goldstein, but all my friends call me Bubba.”