A woman went in for a physical check-up the other day.

The doctor asked her to disrobe. When she did the doctor noticed she had a big red “H” on her chest.

The doctor said, “that’s strange. How did you get the red ‘H’ on your chest?”

The woman replied: “My husband went to Harvard and beloved the school so much he never takes his block sweater off…even when we make love.”

Several days later, another woman came into the doctor’s office for a physical check-up.

The doctor went through the same routine. After she disrobed, the doctor noticed she had a big “M” on her chest.

Not wanting to appear stupid, the doctor said: “Your boyfriend must have gone to Michigan.”

The woman responded” “I don’t know what you are talking about, but my girlfriend went to Wisconsin.”