Savoir-faire
Three Frenchmen were trying to define savoir-faire. "If I go home," said Alphonse, "and find my wife with another man,…
Man and Woman Jokes
Ashamed
Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of…
Golf Clubs
Marooned on a South Seas island, a man with a beard down to his knees is walking on the beach.…
Be Honest Even When Having Affairs
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving…
He Can’t Communicate With Me
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About…
Under Our Bed
The newly appointed priest was being briefed by the housekeeper on problems in the rectory that required immediate attention. "Your…
Go to Heaven
On this particular day, the teacher asked her class "Which part of the body goes to heaven first?" One little…
Martian Swingers
A Martian couple landed on the earth. The emerged from their spacecraft and went up to a farmhouse. They knocked…
Not Used
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a…
Never Talk When Your Mouth Is Full
Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn't afford it so they had all of them on the…