Blonde on Diet
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for…
Jokes in Hospital
AIDS
A man went to his doctor after a brief but debilitating illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, looked him…
Please Break My Arms
"Doctor," said the young man lying down on the couch, "You've got to help me! Every night I have the…
The Best Sex Therapist
An 18-year-old boy says to his father, "Dad, I keep getting these terrible urges, what can I do about it?"…
The $2 Hearing Aid
After months of gentle urging from his wife, a man finally had to admit he needed a hearing aid. The…
Sunburn
A man passed out on the beach in Miami for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to the…