Which One Is Married
Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls…
Jokes in Campus
Go to Heaven
On this particular day, the teacher asked her class "Which part of the body goes to heaven first?" One little…
Professor’s Wish
A graduate student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil…
Civil Engineer
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical…
Take What You Want
Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"…
How Do You Make It Last an Hour?
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in…
No Fear and Observation
A professor is giving the first-year medical students their first lecture on autopsies and decides to give them a few…
Gender of Computer
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language. He noted how…
English Punctuation
An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the…
Use Your Other Hand
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses…