An Asian shopkeeper was very unhappy at having to go along with an arranged marriage.
“I’ve never even met the girl,” he complained to one of his white customers. “How can I know whether I want to marry her? But my family say I must, according to my religion.”
The customer advised him to change religion, but on his way to the church the Asian guy was run over by a car and killed.
He went straight up to heaven where St Peter was waiting at the Gates.
“What do you want?” asked St. Peter
“I have come for Jesus.”
St Peter looked round and called out “Jesus, your taxi’s here?”
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