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Jesus Christ

A man walks into a bar and staggers out drunk several hours later.

He runs right into two priests. He says, “I’m Jesus Christ.”

The first priest says, “No, son, you’re not.”

So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest says, “No, son, you’re not.”

The drunk says, “Look, I can prove it.” He walks back into the bar with the two priests.

The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims, “Jesus Christ, you’re here again?”

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