A Bedouin wandering in the Sahara happened upon an Italian blonde dressed in a bathing suit, flip-flops, a big, over-sized t-shirt and sunglasses.
The Bedouin gazed at him in amazement, “What are you doing all the way out here dressed like that!?”
“I’m going swimming,” the Italian explained.
“But the ocean is eight hundred miles away,” the Arab informed him.
“Eight hundred miles!” the Italian exclaimed with a whistle of appreciation.
“Boy, what a beach!”
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