Two kids were arguing in the playground.

“My dad’s a better darts player than your dad,” said the first boy.

“No he isn’t,” said the second boy. “My dad got the highest score last week.”

“OK, OK, but my mum’s better than your mum.”

“Yeah, alright, my dad says the same thing.”

A young Jewish boy goes to a new school in a small American mid-west town. The teacher asks the class, “Who was the greatest man that ever lived?”

A girl raises her hand and says, “I think George Washington was the greatest man that ever lived because he is the father of our country.”

The teacher replies, “Well, that’s a very good answer, but that’s not quite the answer I am looking for.”

Another young student raises his hand and says, “I think Abraham Lincoln was the greatest man that lived because he freed the slaves and helped end the civil war.”

“Well, that’s another good answer, but that is not quite the one I was looking for.”

Then the new Jewish boy raises his hand and says, “I think Jesus Christ was the greatest man that ever lived.”

The teacher’s jaw drops in astonishment. “Yes!” she says, “That’s the answer I was looking for.”

She then brings him up to the front of the classroom and gives him a lollipop.

Later, during break time, another Jewish boy approaches him as he is licking his lollipop. “I can’t believe you said ‘Jesus Christ’?”

The boy replies, “I know it’s Moses and you know it’s Moses, but business is business.”