One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class.

She told them that she would read a quote and the first student to correctly identify who said it would receive the rest of the day off.

She started with, “This was England’s finest hour.”

Little Suzy instantly jumped up and said, “Winston Churchill.”

“Congratulations,” said the teacher, “you may go home.”

The teacher then said, “Ask not what your country can do for you.”

Before she could finish this quote, another young lady belts out, “John F. Kennedy.”

“Very good,” says the teacher, “you may go.”

Irritated that he has missed two golden opportunities, Little Johnnie said, “I wish those girls would just shut up.”

Upon overhearing this comment, the outraged teacher demanded to know who said it.

Johnnie instantly rose to his feet and said, “Bill Clinton. I’ll see you Monday.”

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. “Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?”

When Mary Margaret didn’t stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, “Very good” and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, “Who is our Lord and Saviour?” But Mary didn’t stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.

“Jesus Christ!!!” shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, “Very good,” and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question…”What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?”

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!”

The nun fainted………..