A man walks into a wine bar, sits down at a table and studies the menu.
A couple of minutes later he looks up to see a beautiful waitress standing in front of him. She is sogorgeous that he gasps with pure lust.
“What would you like?” she asks.
“A glass of claret and a quickie please.” he replies, drooling at the mouth. The waitress is so disgusted she storms off but returns a few minutes later when she has calmed down.
Again she asks “What would you like?”
He smiles and says again, “A glass of claret and a quickie please.”
“That’s it.” she yells, gives him a sharp slap across the face and stomps off.
The man sits there dumbstruck when suddenly from the next table a fellow customer leans over and whispers “I think it’s pronounced ‘quiche’.”